Tuesday, 11 April 2017

007 posters Mike Mahle

007: James Bond

Illustrator Mike Mahle created an intriguing series of posters in which the 007 James Bond films were reimagined: 
Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”
Moneypenny: “You always were a cunning linguist, James.” 
Bond: “Miss Anders! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.” 
Bond: “I’ll do anything for a woman with a knife.” 
Largo: “Do you lose as gracefully as you win?”
James Bond: “I don’t know, I’ve never lost.”
“History is moving pretty quickly these days, and the heroes and villains keep on changing parts.” -Ian Fleming
Fatima Blush: “Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.”
Bond: “Yes, but my martini is still dry. 
Bond: “Mmm, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon ’52 can’t be all bad.”
Bond: “Which bullet has my name on it? The first or the last?”
Agent XXX: “I have never failed on a mission, Commander. Any mission.”
Bond: “In that case, Major, one of us is bound to end up gravely disappointed, because neither have I.”
Miss Moneypenny- You’ve never taken me to dinner… 
James Bond- I would, you know. Only “M” would have me court-martialed for… illegal use of government equipment.
Tatiana- [Trying on dresses] I will wear this one in Piccadilly. James Bond- You won’t. They’ve just passed some new laws there.
Pussy Galore- My name is Pussy Galore. 
James Bond- I must be dreaming.
James Bond- Weren’t you a blonde when I came in? 
Tiffany Case- Could be. 
James Bond- I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette. 
Tiffany Case- Which do you prefer? 
James Bond- Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match…
James Bond- Good morning. How’s the water? 
Chew Mee- Why don’t you come in and find out? 
James Bond- Sounds very tempting, Miss…? 
Chew Mee- Chew Mee. 
James Bond- Really? Well, there’s only one small problem. I have no swimming trunks. 
Chew Mee- Neither have I.
James Bond- Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle. 
Jenny Flex- Yes, I love an early morning ride. 
James Bond- Well, I’m an early riser myself.
James Bond- [In bed with Christmas Jones] I was wrong about you. 
Dr. Christmas Jones- Yeah, how so? 
James Bond- I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
Elektra King: “I could have given you the world.”
Bond: “The world is not enough.”
Elektra King: “Foolish sentiment.”
Bond: “Family motto.” 
The Cigar Girl- Would you like to check my figures? 
James Bond- Oh, I’m sure they’re perfectly rounded.
Verity- I see you handle your weapon well. 
James Bond- I have been known to keep my tip up.
Raoul Silva- “Well, first time for everything.”
Bond- “What makes you think this is my first time?”

Queen´s Gallery

 





King's Closet.Attributed to Pontormo (1494-1556)
The Virgin and Child c.1534-40

 

Claude Gellуe, called Le Lorrain (16045-82) Harbour Scene at Sunset. Inscribed 1643


Claude Gellée, called Le Lorrain (16045-82) A View of the Campagna from Tivoli. 1645






Jan van der Hoecke (Antwerp 1611 - Antwerp or Brussels 1651). The Battle of Nördlingen, 1634


William Kent (1684-1748) The Battle of Agincourt c.1729


David Teniers (1610-90) - Interior of a farmhouse with figures ('The Jealous Husband'), c1660


Trophime Bigot (1579-c.1650) Christ in the Carpenter's Shop c.1600-50


Gaspard Dughet (1615-75) Seascape with Jonah and the Whale c. 1653-4






Clock, organ and mahogany case, c. 1740 Melchior Baumgartner (1621-86)




Studio of Daniel Mytens (c. 1590-1647) Ludovick Stuart, 2nd Duke of Lennox and Duke of Richmond (1574-1624) 1623-25






British School - Lady Bowes (1607-53), 1630


Sir Peter Lely (1618-80) James II, when Duke of York with Anne Hyde, Princess Mary, later Mary II and Princess Anne c. 1668-85


Daniel Mytens (ок. 1590-1647) Elizabeth, Queen of Bohemia (1596-1662)


Daniel Mytens (c. 1590-1647) Charles I. Signed and dated 1628




Hieronymus Janssens (1624-93) - Charles ll (1630-85) dancing at a Ball at Court, 1660




Sir Anthony van Dyck (1599-1641) Thomas Killigrew and William, Lord Crofts 1638


Guido Mazzoni (1465-1518) - Laughing Child, possibly Henry Vlll (1491-1547), c1497






British School - Portrait of a Woman, c1620






Marcus Gheeraerts the Younger (c1561-1635) - Portrait of an Unknown Woman, c1590-c1600








British School - Portrait of a Young Girl, c1625-35


Sir Peter Lely (1618-80) Eleanor Needham, Lady Byron (1627-64) 1664




Hans Holbein the Younger (1497/8-1543) Sir Henry Guildford (1489-1532) 1527


Hans Holbein the Younger (14978-1543) -Thomas Howard, Duke of Norfolk, c1539. Acquired by Frederick, Prince of Wales




Willem van de Velde the Elder (1611-93) The Battle of the Texel (Kijkduin), 21 August 1673. Signed and dated 1682


David Teniers the Younger (Antwerp 1610-Brussels 1690) The Drummer. Signed and dated 1647


Rembrandt van Rijn (Leiden 1606-Amsterdam 1669) Christ and St Mary Magdalen at the Tomb. Signed and dated 1638


David Teniers the Younger (Antwerp 1610-Brussels 1690) The Interior of a Kitchen with an Old Woman Peeling Turnips c. 1640-44



Royal Collection
Ferdinand Bol (Dordrecht 1616-Amsterdam 1680) Rembrandt and his Wife Saskia c. 1638